Sephirath21000 PSA #1
Friend and some of his Family
Noah: Hi; Im Noah Schiffman; the owner of this account on DeviantArt.
Jonathan: And Im Jonathan Small; colleague, rookie comedian, and novelist.
Noah: And today; were going to bring the first PSA from us here at Sephirath21000.deviantart.com.
Jonathan: (Appears wearing Grifs orange Spartan Armor from Red vs. Blue) Yeah; Im the one doing all of the work here while you get most of the credit.
David (Jonathan's 6-year old brother): Jon-A-THAN!
Jonathan: Quick; kick me into that hole before he finds me!
Jonathan: Because my little brother is annoying; and I already posted the dialogue from a YouTube Poop in this PSA; just watch. (Points to the camera)
SpongeBob: "Thats funny; I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living-"
Noah: "Stop posting crap like this; I'm not having you ruin my rep. on DeviantArt like you ruined my rep. on YouTube!"
Jonathan: (LMAO) "You guys are funny!"
David: "I... am... not... FUNNY!"
Noah: "Funny..." (Pauses dramatically) "THIS IS, Schiffman!" (Kicks Jonathan into the hole: "300" style) "And now to deal with; YOU!" (Points to David)
Noah: "Yes; you David Darren Small; the funny guy."
David: "If you call me funny; I'll go crazy."
Jonathan (Inside hole): "What else would be new about you?"
David: "Noah; you are making me sad." (Jonathan climbs out of the hole) "Jonathan; Noah is making me sad!"
Jonathan: "Yeah that's great; anyone seen Laura Kalkidan and Kaitlyn Huyegn around here?"
Laura (Jonathan's adopted 7-8-year old Eithiopian sister): Right here Jonathan." (Holds Kaitlyn's hand)
Kaitlyn (Jonathan's adopted 2-year old Vietnamese sister): "I see you." (Laughs)
Jonathan: "Good to know." (Turns to the readers) "Support this guy over here." (Points to Noah Schiffman) "By visiting his website @ www.sephirath21000.deviantart.… , I hope you enjoy yourselves out here. And next time Noah: Make the hole a bit deeper so's it would be more convincing of a PSA add. (Fades to black like with RoosterTeeth)
Noah: Im on a budget here; sue me!
Jonathan: Dont mind if I do.
Noah: I have diplomatic immunity; LegoMaster.
Jonathan: Shut up; lets drop this