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Earth 2275 Chapter 3 Part 2Just What Are You Doing, Yelling Like a Madman?
The sun was ascending a range of snow-covered cliffs, the sunlight beginning to weave its way towards a monastery, but fell short and wove its way past an opened parasol as a lone figure sat there looking away from the sun as it impacted the umbrella and left him completely in the darkness that took the place of the coming days' light.
Tobias: "Is it a lovely sunrise? I think that it is." *takes a sip of his tea as he pours more into the saucer after finishing* "Care for some tea dear?"
A figure steps out of the temple and sits down in front of the Dominion, a female clad in leafy green robes with a palm-sized ovular ruby pendant around her neck and twigs and branches stuck in her equally green hair; Daisy, a mysterious girl of unknown origin that serves as one of Tobias' loyal friends and unwavering disciples.
Daisy 'Daze': "It would be nice master." *Tobias places an empty saucer on the tray and pours tea into it and slightly nudges it
What Are We?What are we without the organic life forms and sky-high buildings of the new that make of this round planetary world?
What are we without the peak of time and the vastness of the existence we call the universe?
What are we without the light and the dark, the shadows of misery, the light that lights the way?
WHAT are we? Without a simple drop of rain formed from ecstasy of first life Are we monsters or builders? Scholars or perhaps everything in between. WHAT ARE WE?
~Noah Aubrey Schiffman, July 26th, 2012
Earth 2275 Chapter 3 Part 1Earth 2275, Chapter Four "Vilgax"
"An endless sea of stars, this is what a galaxy is to all: a haven for life to burgeon in the great and growing cosmic expanse. Life can be simple for Tier 1 races, Tier 1's can live out their daily lives peacefully without provocation, usually through the lifestyles of Artisans, Philosophers, Farmers, Craftsmen, and Carpenters. Peace can exist to ones that attain Tier 1 status. Tier 2 Status is filled with hardships, fear, and an unquenchable Rage. Tier 2 races develop quicker than Tier 1's and are more prone to violence in many shape and form."
The Milky Way Galaxy is shown as several planets go through orbit as multiple alien species are seen; bright warm colors representing Tier 1 races, and sinister, darker colors for Tier 2.
"The Silver Spiral, my home for the past 7,000 years, was once plunged in an endless series of wars that claimed the lives of many peaceful ones that wish for a way out but can't seem to find it. These ancient battles were st
Earth 2275 Ch 2 Final PartTobias: "Hold onto me, Mary; this could be tricky." (Mary wraps her arms around Tobias' neck in safety) "Here we go!" (Tobias rushes at a nearby hill and uses it as a ramp to get over the fence, as he cleared the fence, he lifted himself off of the bike with one hand and grabbed it in his hands, Mary slung herself to the front of Tobias as he swung the bike over his shoulder as they came in for a landing) "Here we are, time to make history." (Mary lets go of Tobias and pulls out two red yo-yos, Tobias drops the bike onto the ground and reaches for his holsters: he pulls out two, white Bubble Sticks and holds them in front of him like swords, Mary holds her yo-yos in her hands as she looks around) "I'll go get Kevin, you deal with Gwen." (Runs out to the Watcher Cars as Mary follows closely behind him, Tobias notices a Watcher Ninja coming at him, his sword drawn)
Watcher Ninja 9: "No witnesses!" (Comes towards Tobias, but a rope is shot out and tangles up the Watcher Ninja, he looks at
Earth 2275 Chapter Two Part 4Period: "Salvation Unit has arrived, commander: ETA in around two minutes tops."
Question: "Thank you, Period." (Turns off his DS and looks down the road as the Watchers Truck drives in and a Watcher peeks his head out of the window) "I want you to load up the Camaro over there." (Points to Kevins Camaro) "Send out the Mechanic Unit as well: there's an Oldsmobile down the hill over here." (Points to the Oldsmobile) "Finish this task and meet us back at headquarters. Are you clear on that?"
Watcher Driver: (Salutes) "Yes sir!" (Gets out of the drivers seat and opens the door in the back of the Truck: Watcher Salvagers pour out and go to get the Camaro, while Watcher Mechanics go down to get the Oldsmobile) "Let's move men." (The Watcher Salvagers push the Camaro into the back of the truck)
Question: "I'll leave this to you then." (Leaps off of the Watcher Cars' roof and gets into the Passenger seat and faces Exclamation who is driving) "Let's rendezvous with Period, we are returning to
Earth 2275 Chapter 2 Part 1(On top of a skyscraper in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; the two S-Units: "Duke" and "Page" look at the fluctuating moon; their arms are crossed)
"Duke": "This world is always filled with ignorant people." (Looks to the streets below) "We must try to isolate this situation: A fragment of our target arrived in this city several days ago."
"Page": "That fragment must be found before Had finds it." (Both S-Units activate their Rockets and hop from skyscraper to skyscraper as they move to find their objective)
(Down below, a man is carrying a box filled with big rings on the inside: amongst the rings is a glimmer of grey: a Bracelet)
Man: "This thing weighs a ton, but I must take it to its destination." (In a few yards in front of the man: two female Watchers are coming in his direction, trying to look for the Bracelet)
Female Watcher 1: "It must be around here somewhere." (Looks at a Game Boy Color: literally a Tracking Device in disguise) "I'm picking up a spike in South Energies several met
Earth 2275 Chapter 1 Part 2Breaker: (Storms into his office as he presses a button underneath his desk) "I will not allow members of their kind to know that Had is one of them." (A microphone pops up as does a small camera with a remote, Breaker goes and gets the remote and sits down in his chair) "I will not allow centuries of planning for vengeance and sacrifice, just to be ruined by a messenger from the Kingdom Beyond." (Presses the power button on the remote) "Yes, I cannot allow it to become true." (The camera begins recording)
(In a garage; three teens are sitting around, one was working on a Green Camaro that had black stripes: he was working underneath the car. Another was reading a magazine: her face hidden behind it, and the third person was sitting down while drinking a smoothie: he is facing away from us: it is Kevin, Gwen, and Ben respectfully)
Gwen: (Looking over her magazine) "Unbelievable, you chose to go with the Camaro, when there were plenty of other cars to choose from at the auto show."
Earth 2275 Chapter Two Part 3(Kevin drives his Camaro down a forested road)
Gwen: "I'm tired, how about we stop at a hotel?"
Kevin: "We'll be coming up on a Residence Inn soon enough."
Ben: (Yawns) "Good, a man needs his rest."
Kevin: "Did you steal that line, Ben?"
Gwen: "Yeah, it sounds like something Mako would say."
Ben: "Didn't Mako provide the voice of Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kevin: "Why, yes, and I also heard he did some excellent voice work for Aku in Samurai Jack."
Gwen: (Turns to Kevin) "Seriously, Aku is voiced by Mako, I didn't know that."
Ben: "You learn something new every day."
(The Camaro's headlights shine on another car in front of them: it looked like a black, old school automobile from the early 20th Century: black in color, and has a spare tire in the back)
Kevin: (About the Oldsmobile) "I thought that they stopped making things like that over 59 years ago."
(Suddenly, Kevin notices that there are three other cars behind them: each one bearing red on one side and blac
Earth 2275- Chapter One Part 1Earth 2275
Chapter One: Beginnings
(An explosion is heard, prison guards rush down a passageway carrying firearms)
PG 1: Quickly, Warden Breaker doesnt want anyone to escape. (The Prison Guards run to a balcony overlooking a Mess Hall, many of the prisoners are rioting, and are shooting at other Prison Guards)
Prisoner 1: Come on, bring a piece of it! (Shoots at one of the Prison Guards)
PG 1: Make sure to find Prisoner 50u74; if hes still in his cell.
PG 2: (Salutes) Yes sir! (Runs off down a corridor)
(Down the corridor: a prisoner is sitting on a bed in his cell, his dirty, red baseball cap lies over his face, his name is Had, 31-years old and his crimes are unknown: even to the prison guards that are assigned to him)
Had: (Hears someone coming down the way, and slightly lifts up his cap with his thumb) Huh? (PG 2 reaches his cell, and looks inside)
PG 2: Good, youre still here. (Pu
Seven Types of Readers I Hate.1. The Woman-Child.
How to spot them: This is pretty obvious by the name- they are the Reader that acts like a child, usually when they're supposed to be at least in their teens or sometimes even vague "young adult" age. They typically have a really child-like way of speaking, usually making up really lame insults that the male they're paired up with will chuckle indulgently at. They tend to whine like a child, pout, stick out their tongue to signify annoyance, and generally play up the "cutesy" factor for all it's worth. They also can't seem to go two minutes without giggling, yelling or crying- and if they do cry, it usually is to make the male character cave in and do whatever she wants, after which she will miraculously stop crying.
Why they are annoying: Look, I'm not saying there aren't childish people out there, or even simply people who have bouts of acting like a child...but this Reader basically shouldn't be allowed out on their own. They act in a manner that would be irritat
Mirror/rorriM [(2p)Italy x Reader]
(2p)Italy x Reader
MENTION OF BLOOD, YOU ARE WARNED
What if someone you cared about was fake? Would you still love them?
I was at my study. I had just finished my (writing/work) for the day, and could take a break for awhile. I look at the clock to see emerald green numbers saying 8:10. I sighed. I wasted the day looking at all my working, on the day that is suppose to mean relaxation, which was Saturday. I finally get up from my desk chair, then stretched out my tight muscles, I haven't been using for the past twelve hours. Suddenly, the house phone started to ring. I bolted towards my bedroom-which was across the hall- and picked up the phone.
"Hello," I asked, clearly showing I was tired.
"Hey bella! I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me tonight?" Italy cheered. I groaned for a second, while rubbing my neck.
"Well Feli, I'm sorry bu-" I started but
One Night at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Uggh my head" You groaned when you woke up to a headache. Sitting up you saw the flicker of dim lights and you were lying on a black and white tiled floor. Slowly you got up and noticed your friends, brother and boyfriend passed out on the ground around you. The friends you saw we're MiniLadd, Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, SoCloseToToast, Wildcat and Lui. You cocked an eyebrow when you saw your boyfriend Delirious and your brother Vanoss cuddling under the table.
"Mini wake up!" You hissed kicking him in the side lightly.
"Nooooooooo 5 more minutes" He whined turning over.
"Dude wake up now somethings not right" You said shaking him till he woke up.
"What?" He asked as you helped him up.
"Look around" You replied panicking slightly. Mini looked around and saw everyone was dressed like their avatars would wear and they were in a control room.
"Why are Delirious and Vanoss cuddling under a table?" Mini asked first.
"Why does it look like we're in the control room from Five Nights at Fre
Five Minutes at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok (Y/n) we have one job. Survive the night. If we dont we get butt fucked by a bunch of creepy animatronics according to the guy on the phone" Vanoss declared standing in front of you as Gordon from Half Life.
"So get murdered by a rouge Delirious or get butt fucked by creepy animatronics?" You summed up.
"Basically yes" Vanoss replied looking at your character costume which was Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas (Cause Sally is the shit deal with it).
"Oh we're going to die tonight" You shook her head. Slowly you and Vanoss left the camera room wielding a crowbar and wooden spoon.
"Muahahahaha" Delirious's laughed creepily which echoed around the map.
"Fuck this is scary already" Vanoss said looking at all the creepy animatronics.
"Where am I Vanoss? (Y/n)?" Delirious said
"You're going to be dead soon Delirious" Vanoss replied confidently.
"Ok. Evan check the halls near the janitors closet I'll check the bathroom" You stated holding up the wooden spoon encase Delirious
...from the newsroom, breaking news! Elwood T. Bug VI, grandson and heir apparent of the now deceased former premier of Bugdom Elwood T. Bug IV, called for an urgent news conference about an hour ago. Fox news was first to arrive at the scene, and we now have for you the complete transcript. It reads:
Elwood T. Bug VI here. A few months ago my grandfather, Elwood T. Bug IV, delivered a warning message to a certain unspecified species whom we will now clearly identify as: humankind. Please note this quotation from said warning: "So here is the bottom line: A red line has been drawn - here, and no further! One more dead bug and all the bugs in the world will be called upon to unite against certain unsaid species," end quote! Apparently, this warning was not taken seriously, as reports have been arriving at my desk daily suggesting that bugs are still being squished, swatted, stepped on, sprayed with gawd knows what, set on fire, dun
Home and DryEveryone occasionally lost socks in the wash but Jane was experiencing a fifty percent casualty rate.
“I don’t understand it,” she muttered to herself, as she pulled the latest load out of the tumble dryer.
Fourteen socks had gone in but only seven had come out. She lined the survivors up: “And it’s always only one from each pair.”
So, she bought herself some sock clips. “You won’t be able to split up now!” she told her new batch. And they didn’t. When Jane opened the tumble dryer at the end of the cycle there were no socks left at all.
Jane screamed in frustration. “What the hell is going on?!”
“That’s exactly it—hell,” came the reply.
Jane turned but all she saw was her sensible cardigan, airing on the clothes rack.
“Who’s there..?” she asked cautiously.
“It’s me—the Sensible Cardigan,” said the Sensible Cardigan. “And the problem is that you
Debbie On Ice“Hi! I’m Debbie Drummond and I’ve been nominated to take the ice bucket challenge!”
Debbie winked at the camera and tossed her coppery red hair as she spoke. She wore an oversized Baltimore Ravens home football jersey that stretched down to her bare knees, and a pair of matching purple flipflops. She bent slightly to dip her finger in a large, orange bucket on the grass next to her. “Brrr! It sure is cold!” she said, acting as cute and playful as a kitten.
“For this challenge, I’d like to nominate my friends Honey Hudson, Lori Guzman, Cheryl Stein, and Lyanna Tanner, and my wonderful assistant, Tienne Van, without whom I’d never get anything done! You girls are the greatest and I know you’ll be good sports and happily join in this fun way to raise money for a worthwhile charity.”
Debbie ripped open a twenty-pound bag of ice, which she shook into the bucket. “Now it’s
Die Probleme der NSA(Basierend auf einen wahren Artikel)
»Wir befinden uns heute in der Basis 51 irgendwo in Deutschland. Wo wir mit den deutschen Leiter der hieransässigen NSA reden Mister Ben Smith, dessen Namen wir aus Datenschutzgründen im Interview nicht nennen werden, stattdessen stellen wir ihn einfach als Mister Secret vor.
Herr Secret, vor welchen Herausforderungen wird die NSA gestellt?«
»Nun, als wir hier anfingen, wussten wir noch nicht wie viele Terroristen und Deutsche ihre Nachrichten codieren. Wir brauchen dafür extra ausgebildete Fachkräfte, die der amerikanischen Wirtschaft ein Vermögen kosten.«
»Können sie uns da einige Codierungen zeigen?«
»Natürlich. Hier sieh dir das an: „Bis später, Süße. LG“, wobei „LG“ für Lagerterroristenbombengarage steht.«
»Es könnte jedoch auch „liebe Grüße“ bedeuten.«
»Bist du etwa auch einer dieser H
Hey Delirious (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok guys we are going to start the ultimate chain explosion!" Delirious said pacing back and forth in front of you, Vanoss, Mini, Wildcat and Lui.
"It's going to be so awesome none of us will survive it! Basically is going to blow up that shitty car aaaaaaall the way down there! Then all the cars will blow up muahahaha!" He finished with a laugh stopping facing outwards towards the massive line of cars. Delirious was wearing his regular hockey mask and blue hoody with jeans. Vanoss his red jacket and shades, Lui was wearing only boxers and a monkey mask, Wildcat his pig mask and suit, Mini was in a pimp suit while you were dressed in a striped black and white suit that looked like Beetlejuices.
"YOU READY BASICALLY?!" Delirious yelled louder than necessary.
"YEAH!" Basically yelled back equally as loud standing by the car wearing a pair of boxers with hearts on them and a tank top.
"Light the sonofabitch up!" Delirious laughed menacingly. Basically stood back and pulled out
Sephirath21000 PSA thingSephirath21000 PSA #1
Friend and some of his Family
Noah: Hi; Im Noah Schiffman; the owner of this account on DeviantArt.
Jonathan: And Im Jonathan Small; colleague, rookie comedian, and novelist.
Noah: And today; were going to bring the first PSA from us here at Sephirath21000.deviantart.com.
Jonathan: (Appears wearing Grifs orange Spartan Armor from Red vs. Blue) Yeah; Im the one doing all of the work here while you get most of the credit.
David (Jonathan's 6-year old brother): Jon-A-THAN!
Jonathan: Quick; kick me into that hole before he finds me!
Jonathan: Because my little brother is annoying; and I already posted the dialogue from a YouTube Poop in this PSA; just watch. (Points to the camera)
SpongeBob: "Thats funny; I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living-"
Noah: "Stop posting crap like this; I'm not having you ruin m
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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